Adam and Steve

“in the garden of Eden, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.” 

Love is a fickle thing
In ways rarely anticipated
He thought to himself as he
Straightened the bow tie…

How could he have guessed –
Who would have thought?
What with Roberts and Scalia,
Thomas
Oh, especially Thomas
That’s three…
Oh yeah,  Alito.
Surely Kennedy would remember his roots,
Who appointed him,
Where his loyalty should lie…

But here he was
About to become a punch line
As that infernal song began to play
Sneaking out the side door
So not even the minister would see
Was the only way to protect
His freedom and
Avoid this disaster
The government had done such
A good job of preventing
Up until yesterday.